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July 31 whatever's wrongJuly 29 Per request...Well it wasnt exactly a request... more like a do it now!! LOL but since I like OG so much I will comply...
UPDATE: LOL I forgot the three truth and one lie!
Three online names you have used. 1. Bebe4sho 2. Softlyundercover 3. Renene2k2
1. I am intelligent 2. I am funny 3. I am empathetic 1. My insecurity 2. My suspicious nature 3. My reserved nature.
THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE: (this is hard for us plain ol’ blacks descended from slaves) 1. African (I assume West African- but hey I am African- American who knows) 2. Cuban 3. Jamaican 1. Failure 2. Being alone, always. 3. Disappointing people. 1. Computer 2. Gym 3. Cell phone 1. Black flats 2. Blue button down 3. Jeans 1. NIN 2. Pharrell-Neptunes-NERD 3. Mos Def
1. Talking to the cute guy at the gym... finally. 2. Grad School LOL 3. Being on time 80% of the time. 1. Friendship 2. Respect 3. Honesty
1. I love frosting. 2. I have taken dance (tap, modern, jazz, ballet) 3. I played football in college.
1. Nice biceps 2. Height 3. Broad shoulders
1. Keep quiet. 2. Focus on one thing at a time. 3. Get shorter 1. Bellydancing 2. TV 3. Collecting music. 1. Change jobs 2. Sleep 3. Relax
THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION: 1. Vegas 2. London 3. Ecuador 1. Miranda 2. Dulcinea 3. Annika 1. Get my PhD 2. Have kids 3. Give back to my mom.
THREE PEOPLE WHO HAVE TO TAKE THIS QUIZ NOW 1. Linette 2. Regan 3. Minx July 27 20,000...wow I hit 20, 000! whodda thunk it? on a blog holiday LOL thanks you guys for checking on me and caring during a weird emotional time... you all are too good to me... seriously...
lucky number 20,000 was medic AKA Hatch :) thank you
July 26 Blog HolidayI'm feeling quite tired and moody.. so I think i need a blog holiday...
I will continue to lurk around... so you will see me but no post... here are some pics from the "naked dog walker" weekend July 22 Blah, who needs a freakin title?!Got this from MaDukes... (Instructions: Copy and paste this into the comments box with your answers after the questions.) Who are you? Are we friends? When and how did we meet? Do you have a crush on me? Would you kiss me? Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. Describe me in one word. What was your first impression? Do you still think that way about me now? What reminds you of me? If you could give me anything, what would it be? How well do you know me? When's the last time you saw me? Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? Are you going to put this on your space and see what I say about you? July 20 Lush Chronicles (9)The best part of sat I wasnt even there for... but it cracked me up so much that I had to share it with you...
apparently at some point in the night I disappeared and Maria and Viola went to go look for me... they left the party and went outside the negative's patio and inside the complex... thinking I was at the pool...
walking around they saw a naked guy walking his dog... at 4am in the morning...
at first they didnt want to believe it, maybe he was wearing some light colored clothing or something, but they kept looking and the closer he came the more it looked like he wasnt wearing anything...
the main problem was that in the "package" area... there really wasnt much of a package so to speak... so they kept believing that he had some clothes on until he got close... and then bam!! yup he's naked... just without much to cover if you know what I mean... Viola has to duck in the patio gate to keep from busting out in hysterical laughter... Maria just kinda stands there in shock as this man walks by and says "Good morning" and Maria replies "morning" and runs back in with Viola...
So they are telling us the story afterwards... and Viola is just bewildered...
"why, why wouldnt you cover yourself up... its not like he had a lot to cover... he could have used a leaf"
"a napkin"
"a cocktail napkin"
"a cotton ball"
"the end of a q-tip"
we are all cracking up... and to me it seems that she is more disturbed by the size of his "package" than the fact that he was walking his dog naked... I asked her... she busts out laughing... "yes"
note to the fellas... if youre going to walk outside naked... have something to cover up... if not, cover that sh!t up... July 19 Lush Chronicles (8) guest author MariaReally tired... mentally and physically... not sure why but the weekend was quite good... Maria's friend Kim came to town and we had a really good time showing her around Houston and sending Nancy off back to school... Nancy's party-- the sequel...
So I stole some of my entry from Maria... hence guest author... she will be in bold... she is hilarious... queen of sarcasm... I recommend that you all visit her... not just today... but other days as well... so here it goes... she even has pictures up... I wont till this evening... Please no lurking there! comment
World's colliding and sh!t... its like you have the person you are here... and the person you are there... group of friend meeting each other from the different aspects or worlds you live in at school, home, when you were in high school... so that is what it was like... world's colliding... Maria's world from home with her friends from Rice with the people here she has met through me and Viola... weirdness...
Friday...Later that night we went to DRINKHouston which was awesome because there was a Latin Room, HipHop room and 80's room (of course we didn't really go there, we just made fun of the people in there). Slightly annoying things that happened at DRINK: bartender ignored us, the usual retarded couples having seizures on the hip hop floor, sketchy guys after Renee and Kim, annoying couple who couldn't dance and kept trying to get into the circles in the Latin room, random dude trying to get our number.
DRINK was quite amusing...we were ambushed by men in a ridiculous sense... Viola told me at one point I was dancing with one guy and there were 3 other guys kinda standing around waiting in the wings for their chance... there was a couple near us... not sure if its one of the seizure people Maria was talking about... but the girl was watching me I was sure why till she turned to me and said "I'm learning from you" LOL too cool... love chicks that dont hate... i danced with several guys that got my attention in such a weird way that I did know how to react... i know the "creep up on you from behind" tactic... and i shoot that down easily... 2 guys who danced really well... just grabbed my hand and pulled me over... and i'm not quite sure why I continued to dance with them... but I guess the confidence and aggressiveness wooed me over... as opposed to the disgusting grinding I would get from some of the other guys...
Saturday night was all about Nancy's Send off (Suzy's good friend) - see pics of party. Suzy's - Warren's - Twelve Spot - Back to Suzys.
Interesting things going on: lots of jello shots, lots of drinking, people jumping in the pool, ugly naked guy walking his dog, Viola falling down, me turning into MacGyver trying to break the hell out, lots of dancing, packed bars, feet hurting, etc etc. No huge stories this weekend: not enough sleep and too much alcohol. Suzy and those damn jello shots... I swear she was pushing them like a crack dealer... every time she came around she would put 3 in your hand... Warren's= strong drinks... dancing at twelve spot was entirely too fun... live Latin badn was great... then the caravan of about 20-30 people heads to Suzy's... where drunk sh!t talking ensues... vivid recollection of this... Viola saying how when she bought our new couch... "it took 3 mexicans and one puerto rican to bring the couch in, but the puerto rican didnt do sh!t, so to get it out it would take 3 and a half mexicans..." which cracked us all up... half the crowd being mexican, her included except for the one half puerto rican who said... "I'm 3/4 human?" and Viola says "no I didnt say you were half a human... just that it was half a mexican." After laying on the floor talking crap... I decided well was coerced by the negative and some other people to jump in the ppol in my clothes... which was interesting... until we had to break the f-k out later, and me being soaking wet... all in all a good time... not sure I remember all the good parts but that's about all my brain can muster now... July 15 Google SearchesI have gotten some interesting searches in the past few days...
Bedroom heels hmmm not sure where this one comes from... I'm thinking from some convo I had with Amy about CFMs (come f-k me shoes) and her teaching me how to walk in them because she is a shoe connesseur... and apparently has a lot of experience with those LOL
Msn blogs casual sex this is definitely the orange man post... hanging with riff raff always brings some more scoundrels around huh? more pervs looking for the same... I should hook these two up... I'm sure they have a lot in common.. including several diseases...
Omarosa husband divorces no clue where this is from... but damn... sorry omarosa... that must suck... couldnt have been your attitude that drove him away... he just cant handle you (people please hear the dripping sarcasm in that)
Large boobs I'm pretty sure this is Amy again... LOL have I not given a cheers to her boobies in the past month? I hope they arent feeling neglected... July 14 Blog 411Got this from s-n-r... feel free to copy and share
GENERAL
Blog name = Whatever's Clever # piercings = 2 # tattoos = 4 height = 5'9" hair color = brown siblings = 1 children = 0 How old do you look = LOL some say 20 something others say 19... go figure How old do you act = most times 23 I think How old do you feel = I feel ummm maybe 22 just cause I dont think I act very mature Do you have any pets = yes one dog
LAST... movie you rented = Ms. Congenality 2, but didnt end up watching it movie you bought = wild things... years ago... I dont buy movies... i buy series... like The Dave Chappelle show... last one I bought song you listened to = Just me and you, from my blog song that was stuck in your head = previous song LOL cd you bought = mariah carey, emancipation of mimi tv show you've watched = the news...
DO... you have a secret crush = no you wish you could live somewhere else = maybe chicago you think about suicide = cant say I havent you believe in online dating = I have a couple times others find you attractive = I think so LOL you like cleaning = no you like roller coasters = kinda
FOR OR AGAINST... long distance relationships = neutral... depends on the person using someone = depends... are they using me? smoking = neutral i know its bad... but i do it sometimes... and i dont get on other for smoking Death penalty = in certain cases yes... as you can see I'm a gray person... nothing balck and white to me
HAVE YOU... ever lied to someone? = yes ever been in a fist fight? = kinda... not sure if grade school counts ever passed out on a street from drinking too much? = LOL no ever told someone you loved them when you didnt? =no ever cheated on a lover/spouse? = a kiss ever cheated on a test? = no
WHAT... shoes do you wear most= black flats for work, or flip flops are you scared of = failure do you want to be when you grow up = professor is your least favorite chore to do = dishes makes you the happiest = friends upsets you the most = friends always makes you smile = friends
NUMBER... of times I have been in love = 1 of hearts I have broken = not sure of people I can trust with my life with = 3 of times my name has appeared in the newspaper = 0 that i know of of scars on my body = 2 of things in my past that I regret = 0 of times I told people I loved them today = 0
DO YOU THINK YOU ARE... pretty = umm yea funny = hell yea! friendly = no amusing = yes ugly = to some loveable = yes caring = yes sweet =yes sensative =very a putz = LOL sometimes mean = yea
FAVORITE... 6 letter word = renene Candy = butterfinger Cartoon = scooby doo Cereal = golden grahams Color = purple Day of week = friday Season = spring Movie = none Book = none TV Channel = A&E
PERSON WHO LAST... Slept in your bed with you = Mellow Yellow Saw you cry = Maria Made you cry = my professor Yelled at you = Maria, to get my attention Smiled at you = one of the lab tech the clinic i work at Kissed you = Chris
HAVE YOU EVER... Gone out in public in your pajamas = yes Kept a secret from everyone = yes Wished you were the opposite sex = no Stolen someones newspaper = no Borrowed something never meaning to return it = no Had sex with some one of the same sex = no
LOVE Do you believe in love at first sight = no Most important quality to you in a relationship is = trust Who loves you most = me
MISCELLANEOUS INFO Do you speak any other languages = spanish kinda Last flavor you tasted = cheese Last noise you heard = typing of keyboard Last smell you sniffed = dog Last meal you ate = tacos Last beautiful thing you saw = rainbow Last emotion you felt = sadness Favorite item in your home = bed Worst feeling in the world = lonliness
FINISH THIS SENTENCE: I Love ... the place I was in a couple weeks ago. I Miss ... my friends that I cant see on a daily basis I Wish ... all of my friens lived in the same place I Hope ... to be happy I Want ... to be happy I am ... ok I need ... to be happy
I'd rather die than lick ... a petrie dish with an infectious disease in it... hell I dunno! July 13 yeah, yeah, blah, whateverNothing to say... bad surprise last night...regrets... hopefully feel better tomorrow... dont feel you have to comment... July 12 Lush Chronicles (7) extrasThe post was long enough yesterday so I left out some stuff that Maria reminded me of...
How much I HATE jamacian based souvenirs... they are always always dumb as hell to me... all Jamaican arent dreadlocked dancing fools with tacky red, yellow, green and black outfits banging on bongo drums saying "jamaica me crazy" .... why does it have to be jamaica me crazy... so what all jamaicans are crazy now? why not jamaica me happy? or something... another thing I hate is the constant smoking reference... there was a shop on the strip called Jamaica something... big sign in the window says "buy one pipe get the second free" seriously dude... there is a lot more to Jamaica than that... there wasnt anything reggae about it... the only reason it was called Jamaica whatever is cause they sold pipes and incense... ok my jam peeps... do they even use incense down there? never seen it done...
I alos forgot that Macy made a break for it on sat night... I think we were going shopping on the strip and the door was left a lil too open and that b!tch ran for it!! down the stairs past some people who didnt even try to help me stop her.... down the freaking street... with cars, we were terrified she would get run over running around like a chicken with her head cut off!!! she ran down this really dark street with no lights because it was a residential street with locals... with all of us behind her yelling her name... and did that b!tch come back no... Maria told me to go get my car while her and liza followed on foot... by the time I got my car they had her...Liza who is like the "dog whisperer" to me now... yelled SIT!! and she stopped... i dunno how... and they got her... as i drove up to Maria she was like "so do you want me to put her infront of the car now so you can run over her?" "Yes, yes I do"
Last tidbit on Friday Viola and Maria wanted to go to the pool cause it was too late for the beach... around 9pm... I didnt want to go b/c I was hooked on legally blonde... hell I dunno why... but I really wanted to see what happened... i really do like reese witherspoon...and plus I only wanted to go if there were hot guys there LOL anyways... just when I was about to join them because there was some awkward scene I didnt want to watch they come back... saying how there were too many hot guys there they felt self-conscious... I was like hell yea.. i dont care... eye candy... then Maria was like no I cant do this to her and told me the truth... the pool was full... every square inch... there was like 85 Mexcians, parents and children all in the pool... and they said it was no exaggeration... they all had their lil spot in the pool that they were bobbing up and down in... and they were like hell mutha f-kin nah ... and broke out...
July 11 Lush Chronicles (6) padre edition...we drank, we jumped, peed and we broke out...So Maria, Viola and I went to South Padre Island to meet up with another friend this weekend for a lil vacay at the beach... we drove down friday to stay until sunday... Long post! Sorry!
Friday was quite tame... came ino Padre... had a few drinks at Louie's Backyard... which I fondly refer to as Louie Backyard piece of sh!t.... which has been redone since we were there at 19... saw a billboard on the way that said dining and cocktails... huh? on that porch looking thing? so we thought maybe it was better but after going there and seeing the renovations... it is just Louie's Backyard piece of remodeled sh!t...
so after a few drinks the bug hit me and Viola... so we're doing a lil dancing at our table... a man at the table behind us.. psst psst's me... I usually dont answer those but since I had quite a few and was looking for some adventure I answered... he said something about me having moves and would I dance with him? I said of course even though he was quite effeminate and seemed possibly gay... all part pf my plan to get the attention of the cuter guy I had my eye on... making us look approachable... so I dance with that guy and go back to the table... he says him and his friend will be right back and dont move... so of course we move... cause it was at hot as hell! we go into the only good part about the remodel the air conditioning and chill... when we are about to leave, dude finds us... asks us if we are about to leave... we're kinda like yea... so I go to close my tab... while were doing that he starts talking to Viola saying he has a boat and jet skis... we come back and my song comes on... which? hell if I know I have so many I prolly couldnt keep track... so we go to dance with dude... and we find out from Viola about boat and jet skis... and trying to seal the deal for something to do tomorrow... but Viola wasnt able to take a number for the team... b/c she felt bad about doing that cause of the guy she is seeing... however during dancing... dude says time out... and goes to talk to another group of girls! LOL so we bounced
Saturday... we went to the beach of course... water is very pretty and clear... not like FL... but still... so we bake in the heat until I cant take anymore and leave... on our way out... we run into this man we saw on the beach next to us with a pregnant woman I assume is his woman and a lil child... he is coming in with a case of beer... he says "leaving so soon?" I said "yea" "Why party is just starting" "Well if you had broken that case out sooner maybe we'd still be there" "You want one?" "Sure... look at that you didnt even ask how old I was, you could be committing a crime right here... youre lucky I'm 25.. thank you"
Fast forward to that night... we try to plan where to go we want to try somewhere else... butthe other places are dead or too old for us b/c its not spring break... so again... we end up at Louie Backyard piece of remodeled sh!t... but this time we arent just buzzed we are drunk and going bananas... B-A-N-A-N-A-S! While I'm dancing Maria proceeds to tell me several heads are turning and some chicks are trying to imitate... imitated but never duplicated... its hot as hell again... so back into the A/C..FOSHIZZLE!!! where we proceeded to drink doubles and play with helium balloons... have you ever heard I'm Rick James B!tch from a chipmunk? hilarious... so after dancing and drinking... we head out...
here is where it gets crazy guys... Maria really wants to do the human sling shot, which is where they put you in a chair atteached to like some cranes by large rubberbands and they shoot you up right... and you bounce and turn or whatever... you get it... this things in right infront of the bar... so they go... Liza and I are like... mmm mmm we are not going... as I would say "hell to the mutha f-kin nah!" So they pay sign a form saying they are not drunk and go up...
while they are going on the ride... this due and the chick he is with (completely drunk) start talking to me and Liza... the chick is trying to get one of us to go up with his friend cause its his friend's birthday... both of us are like... hell nah... Maria and Viola get of the ride and they start talking to them about it... and asked if one of them would, he is paying... thinking it was the sling shot again... Viola volunteers... while the dude and his girl keep talking to us... the dude starts giving me a lap dance... talking about Mexicanos... and how they do this and that ( more specifically they lick, stick, then lick again) ummm ok? this large man keep sitting in my lap, stifling me but since I dont wanna be rude and I'm having fun... I ignore it...
so somewhere along the line Viola realizes that they dont mean the sling shot... they mean the bungee jump... Viola figures what the hell, he's paying so she does it... the operator asks her if she is drunk.. Viola says "no sir I am not drunk. I signed a statement saying I'm not drunk." and of course she is... Maria is with me when we realize what she is doing we I tell her no... but the only reason I can come up with for why it "your boobs are gonna fall out" Maria is telling her to do it... but then comes to me and says "If Viola dies I'm gonna be so mad at you" "huh, why would you even say that ?" "cause we're drunk and youre sober enough to know better" she goes up and Viola bungee jumps!!! The chicken shit of a guy doesnt even go... but they invites us back to a bar we thought to drink... we're like cool, Maria and I really need to pee and they say its right acroos the street...
we follow them them past the strip... and we figure now its just where they are staying... these dumb ath turn around twice not able to find their hotel... I say "if thses mofos turn around one more time we're breaking out" second turn was into the place... we walk up to their truck to follow them up and they have a bunch of alcohol in it... I mean it is that guys birthday... so we help them carry the liquor up thinking we found some cool people to drink with and a bathroom to pee in... Liza wary the whole time... so we bring their stuff in and Maria goes to the bathroom... after Maria I let Viola go ahead of me even though I really need to go cause of how drunk she is... now while we are waiting for her to get out "Mr. Mexicano" comes to us with a baggie of brown powder and asks us if we want some... we're like huh? cocaine!! he says you just takes some... and he sniffs it!! no, no.. its not cocaine it pet tranquilizer... umm alrighty... we're all like wtf! hell no... Maria grabs Viola as soon as she gets out the bathroom... Liza follows... I go grab my keys even though I want to pee like a race horse... and we break the hell out... with one of them saying "where are you going?"
we take the elevator downstairs... where the "security" guy tells us to be quiet... us be quiet?? they're doing drugs up there! anyways we leave and run for the border... while we're discussing what happened Viola was like I shouldnt known something was up when he took out the wad of bills to pay... I'm like huh... cause I never saw that and was the one driving cause me and Liza we're quite sober... she also says the bungee people asked her if she wanted a tape of the jump to remember... (all George Lopez fans will love this) she told him "No, I'll 'member"
July 08 WeekendGoing to the coast today... South Padre Island... see you all later!
Still kinda sick  ... it sucks...July 07 And it continues...I am still feeling like crap... OJ helps... thanks OG! Cough drop are alright... but still I'm pouting like my first spaces people pic... but the wonderful and talented Gato has fixed it! >
I am no longer looking like the angry black chick! I hope they dont take my membership card away, I think we're only allowed to look happy about 75% of the time... the rest I have to look pissed and roll my eyes and neck a lot... I got a quota to fill...
Anyways... for more wittyness and random stories... look below... if you already seen that I apologize... being sick is killing my will to blog...
OH thanx to Minx for the update on the orange man... here are some laughs for that ath!!
Second, I love the term 'Little Orange Men', just saying out loud makes me laugh to tears! Speaking of little orange men....... Will called P.M. (who's out of town) and asks him to borrow $200. WTF Okay, they are cool and all but he's like an aquaintence that you see everywhere. By no means should ol' boy be hittin' him up for even a $1. So P.M. says that he's out of town and guess what ol' boy says??? "That's alright man, you can wire it to me!!" I just about fell out! Wait it gets better! Then he says that he needs it for back child support and he needs it tonight b/c he has court w/ his baby's mamma in the morning!!!! (that would be today) If I see this dude again I'm gonna clown soooooo hard!!! A grown ass man. Come on now! So, P.M. says that he blew through all the $$$ that was left to him and is living in some apts. of of Uvalde and Woodforest. LMFAO Oh well.
On top of that he is still calling her man and texting yesterday asking if he remembered orange man's child support... WTF??? those arent his kids!! Thyank god he acted like a fool... look what I would have been stuck with had I not had the sense to blow him off...
Also, Neon Has a slam book which is too cool... check out her site to participate!
Quite interesting google search LOL
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Kinda tickles me... I'm sure that came from the blog about the orange man... see what sort of stuff it brings when you associate with those types!! July 06 Feeling crummy crumblyI'm still sick :( I'm a baby about two things... well more than two things but two illnesses... sore throats and tummy aches... cant take them... I'm here at work wishing I was at home... and the itchy pain is stiffling my creativity... so this is all she (I) wrote... do you hate it when people talk in the thrid person! LOL
Anyways, all of you should join Gato's Spaces People Photo Album... I did... so you should too! Everybodys doing it... all the cool kids are doing it... how's that for peer pressure!!
LOL dont I look pissed!! But the pic I sent was me looking quite cute... one of the birthday pics... and I know I'm not mad in any of those... que sera, sera... July 05 Lush Chronicles (5)I have a sore throat, barely open eyes, and I'm extremely tired... so basically I feel like crap...
I stayed up late to pick up Maria from the airport and put together my IKEA desk... those bastards no wonder their sh!t is so cheap... it takes some sort of hulk sized man or member of MENSA to put it together... my hand are all red and sore from driving screws into the PARTICLE BOARD desk of mine... with no pre-drilled holes... I felt like I was gonna rub my skin off with that screw driver... and those directions that have no words only diagrams for their international appeal are a pain in the ath...our friend K who was over was like see... only men can put it together... my roommate Viola says that's not a man... is some sort of human blob or something... I say so what only hermaphodites can put together IKEA furniture?
Anyways, my workspace is up... yay school?? ack! not sure about that yet...
To conclude my drunken week friday I had drinks with Monique, who is just as fabulous and glamorous in person... we had margaritas so strong that I didnt realize I was drunk until I slipped my drink at the next bar... we had a good time talk a dishing about random stuff... like the chick in the table behind us who thought she was the new bo derek... but it wasnt just blond cornrows ma'am... it was blond full length braids down her back... chilling with her 60 yr old boyfriend... now where were her friends again? On our way to the next bar Shaun decided to show up too at the next bar! Only after him and Monique talked about who was more lame for about 10 min in the parking lot... my opinion? I PLEAD THE FIZZIFTH!!! A very welcome addition to the night out... he is just as witty in person... while I was getting more drunk in person cause I spilled Monique's drink too saying hi to my neighbor who I finally saw out! Soon it was time to put poor drunk Renee to bed... it had been a long week... hope to plan another one!
July 04 4thHappy 4th of July everyone!
A post about my drunken friday tonight or tomorrow... cause i'm sitting on my ath all day today!
possibly lurk... after Mathis though... July 01 Lush Chronicles (4)Second attempt to post... you know when you rewrite never as funny as the first...
"A brother cant get enough of dat ath!!" --Dave Chappelle
So the drunk week continues... we went to a bar and a club last night... good times, good times...
Funny part was mr. c*ckblock was so thrashed last night that he decided to propostition me last night during his stupor... this doesnt mean he likes me by any means... strictly business I think i recall LOL
It began normal... but by the time we at the club we we all in rare form... drunk and moving close to wasted... it was during this time that Mr. Cs hand starts to make some passes across my ath... I laugh it off b/c the negtive's hand has been on my ath, mine on hers and our home girl from out of town... all three of us just have a lot of ath to go around... the negative sometimes makes a blk girl jealous LOL anyways... it continues however and he thinks it hilarious... and play get angry... pretend to choke him and move on about my business... we're all having fun ... no harm no foul...
Then on the dance floor... this fool starts to proposition me... "you wont be disppointed" "can you handle this" and my favorite which he always says "just say yes, just say the word and its on" i know he sounds a lil like orange man... but I know this dude... and he's just like that... lol funny most times... usually one of us is the victim for that night... and I'm pretty sure if any one of us ever had a labotomy and decided to take him up on the offer he would be down... anyways I laugh it off... cause seriously thats just weird... I know him, we're cool... i'd prefer to keep it that way... and of course he keep asking me periodically until I shank him good by saying "youre like a brother to me" LOL that killed it... "ahh man" "dont say that" anyways... I got home at 3:30 and to work at 9:30... and I wont be home early tonight either... another mishap to report later I'm sure... Lush Chronicles (3)Here I am drunk as a skunk... C.H.I.P.S on A&E ... and the only kiss I got is from my doggie <sigh>
drunk blogging until I wake up and realize what I wrote and delete... ack!
I wrote this post about the nights events just when spaces decide to update, dammit!! So let's see if I decided to retype that sh!t. |
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