Finally I have completed my M.A.  Took much longer than I thought but then again who can guess how these things may turn out.  I am relieved, tired, and a little happy but I know I have a lot more to go.

So I am minding my own business about to fall asleep and I get an IM from a name I do not recognize.  He asks how I'm doing blah blah... and he realizes... oh you don't remember me do you? Probably cause you talk to so many guys cause you are hot.   Well thanks   So I tell him to refresh my memory, he says he is a stripper/dj... 29 yr old male.  Still isnt ringing any bells to me.  So I said a pic would probably jog my memory, obviously I talk to too many random people.  He sends a pic and now I remember he is some average guy that I talked to before and I probably got bored with cause there werent any sparks in the conversation.  I dont recall him saying he was a stripper before and wonder how in the hell is he a stripper cause he isnt in shape or cut or any of those things a good stripper does make.  So I immediately loose interest in this conversation, but he continues... he asks, do I want to see a pic of him in action?  I'm like sure whatev... figuring it will be some lame pic in a g-string or thong, something else of that nature that he shouldnt be wearing cause he is not built like any stripper I know...

This m-fer sends me a pic of his junk... WTF? I was like umm no thanks, you said in action not your junk... and I wouldnt send that pic around if I were you.  That pic was nothing to talk about and if I ever hired his ass to strip for me best believe I would be getting my money back and he would be getting 0$ in tips.  He apologizes and says well I asked you if you wanted to see me in action.  I was like I expected to see dancing not a close up pic of your junk... and good to know you have time to take pics while you are "stripping" and since when do male strippers go completely nude.  This fool says at private parties he does and that one of his clients took that pic... and I'm thinking, probably to show her friends cause she couldnt believe this fool is stripping with that kind of equipment.  So I ask him, so you are that close with your clients that they take pics of your junk and send them back to you????  Plus I dont see what the fuss is about anyway... then he asks, what do you mean by that?  I dont answer and just say good night... I'm tired and I dont like to kill dreams right before I go to bed, makes me uneasy lol ...